Sardar with Prince

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.



Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".



Sardar thinks "how poetic"



Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".



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Sardar at bar in New York .



Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"



Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"



Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"



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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k



Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?



how much is DRIVING salary...?



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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at



night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light



is not needed!!!



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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the



other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says



YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...



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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage



and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post



office....



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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"



Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"



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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.



Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.



Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....



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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.



Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?



Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. .......



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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the



exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father



in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,



SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE



FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.



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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?



Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.



Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?



Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..



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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?



Sardar : liquid state.....



Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS..... ...



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Sardar Joke with BOSS

Boss: Where were you born?
sardar : Punjab ..
Boss : which part?
sardar : Kya which part? Whole body born in punjab.


2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.


Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.


Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why you are removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheelers.


Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave
Rs.10 /- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.


Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.


On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile?


Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see
any
one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.


How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.


A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.


In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all
India Radio!

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Birbal's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Birbal's skeleton when he was child.