Sardar with Prince

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.



Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".



Sardar thinks "how poetic"



Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".



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Sardar at bar in New York .



Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"



Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"



Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"



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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k



Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?



how much is DRIVING salary...?



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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at



night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light



is not needed!!!



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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the



other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says



YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...



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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage



and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post



office....



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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"



Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"



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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.



Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.



Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....



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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.



Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?



Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. .......



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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the



exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father



in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,



SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE



FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.



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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?



Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.



Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?



Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..



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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?



Sardar : liquid state.....



Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS..... ...



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